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Letter to bill gates

Letter to bill gates

This letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of
Microsoft

Subject:
Problems with my new computer


Dear Mr.
Bill Gates,



We have
bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to
bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop'
button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the
menu. One of my friends clicked 'run ' he ran upto Amritsar ! So, we request you
to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One
doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only
're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button
but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot
trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace.. Please rectify
this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn
'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought
computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows
'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is
surprizing that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo
of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT
OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home
only.

9. You
provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?


10.. You
provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret
Places'. I do not want to let my wife know whre I go after my office
hours.


Regards,


Banta
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